Cooking myself in the name of beauty

Went for my first visit to the solarium today.

I know, I know....their not the safest thing in the world but my birthday is only 2 weeks away and I am waaaay too white to use fake tan without getting patchiness.

Anyhow, that's how I found myself standing half naked in an upright coffin with a towel covering my face (BHA cream makes my facial skin sensitive to UV light).

The lady suggested that 6 minutes would be the right amount of time for someone as pale as me. Yep that's how she put it.....great.

So, there I'm standing, towel over my face, knickers pulled up my ass (g-string probably would have been a good idea) and a 'youthful' beat playing very loudly through the speakers. I felt like a bloody idiot. After what felt like forever the music stopped and the fans started up, signalling the end of the session.

A well timed 'ding!' probably would have been more appropriate.

A well deserved break

Thanks guys for your support. I still feel like crap so I've taken the day off work.

I'm honestly starting to freak out about getting into shape for the wedding considering its only a little over 6 weeks away. ahhhh!!!!!! so not being able to exercise is frustrating.

The dress is in the process of being made and I'm crossing fingers and toes that it turns out ok (and turns up in time).

Once I can breath properly again, I'm going to be working out and dieting like a celebrity getting ready to hit the red carpet. I'll keep you updated with posts and pics so stay tuned.

Tired & Sick with the flu...poor me!

I feel terrible, I have gone through the first couple of stages of having the flu (the ones where you think you got away with just a cold) but now I'm looking for a knife to cut my head off. I HATE being sick with flu.

Cue the violins.

Change of Address

We've moved.

Can't get a cat because of body corporate rules.

It sucks.

Nuff said.